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Top 10 Acronyms For P.M.S.

Through my 27 years of infinate wisdom (my parents always said I was a smart-ass), I've learned a few things. Women, yea I consider myself an expert in the female area if you know what I mean (wink) - and the most important thing I've learned is ...

Extra-Large Condoms

A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy some?" The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys a box?"

Redneck Death

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies? Hey! Watch this...

Shop At WalRusMart

What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!

That’s A Fine Pig You’ve Got There

Farmers Brown and McDonald were sitting on Farmer McDonald's porch discussing plowing technique when Farmer Brown notices a pig with a wooden leg hobbling across the front yard. He turned to his friend and asks, "Say, Henry, how'd that pig get hi...

Snow White And The Dwarf Coal Miners

One fateful day the seven dwarfs left to go work at the local coal mine (hey, even little people have to make a dollar) while Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine around noon with their food she saw that there had...

Tickle Me Elmo

There is a factory in Eastern Wisconsinwhich that the Tickle Me Elmo toys. In case you didn't know, the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly a...

Yo Mama Is So Black

Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.  Yo mama so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.  Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.  Yo mama so black, she could show up naked to a f...

The Eskimo and Scotsman

One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a friendly Scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him....

Yo' Mama Is So Short... Rains

Yo' Mama is so short, she's the last one to know when it rains.

Under the Influence

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he trie...

Men are Simple

Why did God invent a man first? She wanted to start with something simple.

Sexual Olympics

A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said. "Why not gold?" "Because I want you to come second for once!"

Pregnant Tree

How does a tree get pregnant? By a woodpecker!

Birthday Suit

A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage. Her friend gave her some advice that always work...

The Compassionate Lawyer

Driving through town in his BMW, a successful young lawyer spotted two man on the side of the road eating grass out of somebody's yard. Moved by how desperate the men had become, he pulls over to have a word with them, "Hey fellas, what is goin...

Dashing Through The Snow (Chevrolet Style)

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet. Down the road I go, sliding all the way. I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires. My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire! Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the doo...

Three Types Of Bras

A man walked into the ladies department of a Belk's Depaortment store. He reluctantly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?", asked the clerk. "Type?", inquired the man "Ther...

When You’re Feeling Stupid, Read This

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." ~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. - - - - - - - - - - Question: If you could live forever, wo...

Paratrooper

A young army private was home on leave. He was talking to his father about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. "Father" he says, "on my first jump, I froze up at the door of the plane. A big black master sergent st...

Battery Acid

Little Johnny's sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, "Johnny, you should play with holy water instead." Little Johnny says, "Why is that?". The priest replies, "I put holy water on a pregnant la...

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

It could have been worse. That's pretty much my motto when stuff gets bad. Just when I think things can't possibly go more wrong, they do. Remember that. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ag...

Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…

I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style. Yo mama's breath is so bad that when she br...

Those Dirty Pirates

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the barrel for all you sexual needs.'' ''Whatcha me...

Beyonce

So I saw Beyonce at a coffee shop yesterday and she was looking on the ground and all over for something so I asked her what she was looking for. She said she lost her cell phone and it was somewhere in the coffee shop. I said well I can call it, ...

Yo' Mama vs. Walrus

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.

Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Skate Park

Yo' Mama is so fat, her bellybutton is a skate park.

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha

What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!

Sex Ed

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having...

Mermaid Wishes

Three fishermen catch a mermaid. If they agree to set her free, she will grant them each a wish. The first guy says, "OK, I want you to double my I.Q." Immediately, the guy recites Shakespeare flawlessly. The second guy asks the mermaid to trip...

Mechanic Booty Call... Engine

Aw, is your engine overheating?

Walks Into a Bar... South American Toad

A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. The guy asks, "What's in the box?" The older guy says matter-of-factly, "A South American Blow Job Toad." The young guy looks around. "Can I try it?" Th...

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