Random Yo Mamma Jokes random
Yo mamma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mamma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mamma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mamma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
YoÂ mamma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mamma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mamma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mamma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mamma twice the man you are.
Yo mamma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mamma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mamma middle name is Rambo.
Yo mamma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mamma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mamma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mamma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mamma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mamma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mamma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mamma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mamma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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