I Was Called Incompetent At Home, But It Seems I’M Super-Competent Globally

H- hi 👋🏽 everyone
I just wanted to say happy early birthday to everyone next Month is my birthday 🥳 and I would away get so excited when someone has the same birthday mother as me

my birthday 🎂 is on April 5th

I remember when I was going to turn 18 and I was graduating I was supposed to have a big party 🎊
But The whole Covid happened ( 2020) so I didn’t celebrate or had my big party 🎉

Everyone had to do online class I really hated it bc I missed my friends and best friend and I also miss my teacher we couldn’t go out it really hurt

(2021) it was okay I guess

( 2022) I’m going to be old lol 😂 but I’m still Young >< I missed my childhood a lot sometimes when I look at the mirror I still look the same but at the sometime I look different it’s like when you look at your picture when you were little and then you look at yourself now you’re like wow heh I don’t know if it’s a happy wow or I can’t believe this


If your birthday is next month on April you can comment below and say what day bc I would be so happy and excited

#SISCON-ANI-TO-BROCON-IMOUTO-GA-SHOUJIKI-NI-NATTARAIt is weird if you have a sister as your girlfriend. It is funny but don't tey this at home, okay. I hoped all of you know the reasons why I'm here.

Juice, sauce, little bit of dressing
Ice, wrist, little bit of flexing
Juice, sauce, little bit of dressing
Ice, wrist, little bit of flexing
I went to the store for some chocolate flavoured milk
Came home with a thicc chocolate colored milf
All she wanted was a little gravy train for Christmas
She was pretty interested in giving me the business

Pretty sure I was like twenty when it happened (flex)
Speakers playing Marvin Gaye, so I started snapping
All of a sudden Momma had her ass clapping
We where in the aisle with the paper and the napkins
I was mesmerised by the was that it was shakin'
Looked down at her cart and all she had was bacon
Ooh shit, I think she want some breakfast
But out the corner of my eye I saw my fuckin' dentist

Juice, sauce, little bit of dressing
Ice, wrist, little bit of flexing
Juice, sauce, little bit of dressing
Ice, wrist, little bit of flexing
I went to the store for some chocolate flavoured milk
Came home with a thicc chocolate colored milf
All she wanted was a little gravy train for Christmas
She was pretty interested in giving me the business

Guess it turned out that my dentist was a wife
Same dentist I had already piped thrice
I'm not trying to pull up on your wife girl I promise
But it's starting to look a lot like Trapped in the Closet
I was thinking about that masterpiece by R-Kelly
When suddenly my dentist started rubbing on my belly
Looked down at her cart, she had the biscuits with the jelly
That's the time that Gravy hit a threesome in the deli
Gravy got racks, and my baby got back
Serenading your bitch on the sax
No slack in my mac, you better relax

That my crib, scented candles with the dirty sprite
R-Kelly playing while I lay that pipe
Fuckin' with your bitch all night
I pull up with that pipe, I'ma
Pull up on your bitch, pull up with that bitch I'ma

(Gravy Train)

I though it was cute